May 2013
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ex-darling:
will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder
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I need more of you,
do you not need more of me?
Is just this enough?
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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HEY, GUYS
http://snap-crackle-dream.tumblr.com/ <— y’all should check out this blog. Two of my friends are trying to save up enough to be able to go to California after graduation (which is in two years and I try not to think about the fact that we somehow became juniors in college already) and they’re doing a trade system. We’d all really appreciate your support and help & if...
Queen Gertrude: Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
Hamlet: Mother, you have my father much offended.
Queen Gertrude: Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
Hamlet: Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
Queen Gertrude:
Queen Gertrude:
Queen Gertrude: Listen here you little shit.
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Laura: I have a sad life
Laura: My mom just came in and asked me to pop her blackhead
Me: HAHAHA
Laura: My life is so sad
Laura: I have such a sad life
Laura: WHERE'S MY DAMN BACK SCRATCHER?!
Me: .......
Laura: goes to look for it
Laura: I lost my back scratcher
Laura: How do I scratch my itchy back now?
Laura: HAIRBRUSH
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NO
BUT I WANTED JOSIAH
BECAUSE JOSIAH X MICHELLE MAN
MICHIAH
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internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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azaleadalen:
I. When I was trying to quit smoking and we drank white wine from Mason jars, you called my freckles cocoa powder and I called your green eyes celery.
II. I am learning how to be a grown-up who pays bills, cooks her own meals, and doesn’t cry at words like I think I just want to be friends.
III. The truth is this: Love is an organic thing. It rots and softens. - All...
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khakisun:
what if lions yodeled instead of roared. i mean you can hear a lion’s roar from eight kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah
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