March 2012
- wake up: exhausted
- 12 am: exhausted
- 3 pm: fucking exhausted
- 5 pm: really fucking exhausted
- 7 pm: about to pass out
- bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
Every night:
- Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
- Body: I'm not comfy
- Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
- Body: MAKE ME COMFY
- Stomach: I'm hungry
- Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
- Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
- Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
- Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
- Ear: WTF was that?!
- Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
- Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
- Bladder: Not so fast missy.
literally weeping over a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch what has my life come to
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
so a grand total of three and a half seconds of benedict cumberbatch in the oscars oh this is christmas
“Memories are what warm you up from the inside. But they’re also what tear you apart.”
—Haruki Murakami (via 4mbivalent)
- computer science class was canceled
- my only class for today
- this means..
- SPRING BREAK HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED
- bound for Milledgeville this afternoon for 3 days with one of my favorite people to visit my best friend
- and then Athens for a day to visit another friend
- and then back home to Alpharetta for a week of sleeping, eating, and watching shows
