imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
what the fuck am i doing i’m turning into a masochist she whispers to herself as she willingly types supernatural into netflix
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
bantamshine replied to your post: i decided to take a dance break the second Sexy… it’s the only good song on one direction’s album. not that i’ve listened to it. ( .__.) lololol I agree. not that I’ve listened to it either..
i decided to take a dance break the second Sexy and I Know It started playing on my Werq It playlist and trust me when i say dancing like a lunatic is good way of letting out stress and anxiety. …..until you hit yourself in the face with a weight. then it just hurts like a mother. what’s more sad is the injury happened when i was using one of the weights as a mic to scream/sing along...
What if we never moved on from hating each other for being too quiet and too loud back at the start of the sixth grade? What if I ended up going to Tech like I originally planned? We were friends from the start of high school but what if we lost touch, as we were probably bound to do had I never roomed with you at State, and my group of friends consisted of less life-changing people? What if we...
onlylolgifs: I was drunk. Please don’t sue me.
gregisalive: My life is like Friends, except no Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe or Joey, just Chandler in a room by himself laughing at his own jokes.
i just had the best salad and i feel good and now i’m just waiting for my pan of Ghirardelli Double Chocolate brownies to bake so i can have the whole pan for myself and feel even better and also, i can put vanilla ice cream on top of the brownies and feel on top of the world i’m so excited
That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.– John Green (via plussh)
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the...– John Burroughs (via theyliveyousleep)